Simple. Complex.
I like words and the color pink and am vain about my hair.
I think sarcasm is overdone and often poorly done -- and that you should only use it if you realize the very definition of sarcasm labels the user as mean. Witty, but mean.
I am not safe for work nor politically correct and I don't really care. I curse a lot. I am not “a sex blogger”, “sex positive”, “a feminist”, a “brand” or any of the other bandwagon buzzwords you see out there.
I work for an adult product retailer but this is my personal blog. As such, anything I write here – or in any of my personal spaces – is personal and does not reflect the opinions of my employers, my family or my friends.
No apologies.
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SECOND ESPRESSO BEVERAGE OF THE DAY
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My type.
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“I see a gorgeous girl with a hot body. I quickly look at the husband out of the corner of my eye, to check if he has seen the girl. He has. Based on...”
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“From the backstabbing co-worker to the meddling sister-in-law, you are in charge of how you react to the people and events in your life. You can...”
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“Life is occupied in both perpetuating itself and in surpassing itself; if all it does is maintain itself, then living is not living but merely not...”
- CarrieAnn: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
- CarrieAnn: THIS SHIT IS HOT I'M DYING
- CarrieAnn: DYNAFIRE
- CarrieAnn: DYNAFIRRRRRRREEEEEEE
- Kristi: dude, what?
- Kristi: OHHHHH
- Kristi: the mango habanero?
- Kristi: huh
- Kristi: you must be more of a pussy than i am :P
- CarrieAnn: (finger)
- Kristi: bwahahahahahahahaha
They’re already close to your heart.
Just a couple more days to enter!
- Sam: i really wanna try them, even with a coating of phthalates and anti femininism glitter
- Sam: i can wash most of that off
- Sam: and if not, my genitals and colon are way better off for being sparkly
- Sam: (nod)
End of the day Skype convo:
Rayne: :( she needs some dynafire. i’m sure we’ve got some around here somewhere
CarrieAnn: I know we must but I can’t find the activator
Kristi: what is dynafire?
CarrieAnn: Die in a fire.
Kristi: oh *facepalm*
CarrieAnn: Taylor said it a few weeks back and I was busy and heard “dynafire”
CarrieAnn: I was like… what the fuck is dynafire?
Kristi: as soon as you typed that i remembered and promptly felt like an idiot lol
Kristi: i may or may not have googled “dynafire” (doh)
Some days, I love my job more than words
Hipstamatic - So Cool
Helga Viking Lens, Ina’s 1935 Film, Berry Pop Flash, Taken with Hipstamatic
I pulled up the Facebook profile of my high school bff and this is what I found in the Interests section:
Walt Disney World, Lamar Advertising of Milwaukee, FARRELLS ICE CREAM PARLOR, Chase Community Giving, New York City Dance Alliance, Young Dance Academy, Jayne Ann Krentz, The Animal Rescue Site, DIS RADIO - Disney Information Station Radio, MouseSavers.com, The DIS, Oak Creek Garage Door Co., Walt Disney Records, MAKING DRUG TEST MANDATORY FOR WELFARE, Conan O’Brien Presents: Team Cocoand 3 more
I pulled up my own Info page and this is my Interests section:
Iced coffee, Abandoned Souls, The Color Pink, Love, Vaping, Camping, Social media, Big wedges of lime, Corona, Blogging, Motorcycles, Horrible coffee that makes me wince, Mediocre Coffee, Really Good Coffee, Iced coffee, espresso, big dogs, floppy eared beagels, coffee on my balcony in the morning, NOT using plastic water bottles, leather, tank tops, big boots, skeleton keys, rocks, crystals and stones.
Her profile image looks similar to this (though I won’t use the actual picture)
Mine looks like this:
I think our roads definitely diverged somewhere… and that has made all the difference.
I occasionally mourn the loss of old friends. I am happy to be in contact with some of them, if only to say hello on occasion. But people change and sometimes we take the path we’re meant to take and nothing else would have been right.
A momentary lapse in sanity. Who but the crazypants take pictures of themselves brushing their teeth????
