December 2011
2 posts
Fuck you, Kristi. Just fuck you!
CarrieAnn: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
CarrieAnn: THIS SHIT IS HOT I'M DYING
CarrieAnn: DYNAFIRE
CarrieAnn: DYNAFIRRRRRRREEEEEEE
Kristi: dude, what?
Kristi: OHHHHH
Kristi: the mango habanero?
Kristi: huh
Kristi: you must be more of a pussy than i am :P
CarrieAnn: (finger)
Kristi: bwahahahahahahahaha
November 2011
1 post
5 tags
“If I say “dynafire” to you, that means you’ve done something...”
– Quote of the day courtesy of Nektca
October 2011
3 posts
Show Your Ta-Tas Some Love! →
They’re already close to your heart.
Just a couple more days to enter!
Convo of the Day
Sam: i really wanna try them, even with a coating of phthalates and anti femininism glitter
Sam: i can wash most of that off
Sam: and if not, my genitals and colon are way better off for being sparkly
Sam: (nod)
“End of the day Skype convo:
Rayne: :( she needs some dynafire. i’m sure...”
August 2011
1 post
June 2011
19 posts
4 tags
The Road Less Traveled By
I pulled up the Facebook profile of my high school bff and this is what I found in the Interests section:
Walt Disney World, Lamar Advertising of Milwaukee, FARRELLS ICE CREAM PARLOR, Chase Community Giving, New York City Dance Alliance, Young Dance Academy, Jayne Ann Krentz, The Animal Rescue Site, DIS RADIO - Disney Information Station Radio, MouseSavers.com, The DIS, Oak Creek Garage Door...
Bye Bye, Anger
“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”
I was browsing around Facebook tonight and I realized I am bone tired of everyone being so angry all the time.
I know that times are tough but, gods in the heavens, people seem to be spewing constant hate and anger and disdain and dissatisfaction.
I’m all for...
“Who decided that your vagina would be better if there was less of it, and why...”
– Cosmetic Vagina Surgery. What the Fuck, Y’all? « Satire « Humor ( via SexIs )
“Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.”
– ~Author Unknown
“Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.”
– ~Hunter Thompson
Safer Sex in the City →
Please like the Facebook page even if you can’t go. EdenFantasys is donating $1 to Aids Service Center NYC for every like they get!
Asleep
And now, thanks to the insomnia, I was up most of the night and am falling asleep at my desk.
Weekend? Are you there? Can you hear me yet? We need to work on this, okay?
I wish humans would stop ruining my faith in...
Awake
Insomnia is such an angry monster that resides inside your head, screaming all the reasons you need to sleep, in a voice that makes you want to reach in and claw it out. You battle against it fruitlessly because…
…you cannot. You cannot sleep.
“She makes use of the soft of the bread for a napkin. She falls asleep at times...”
– Anaïs Nin (The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Vol. 1)
May 2011
1 post
I avoid Twitter and blogs most days because, seriously? I prefer to roll around in my glitter puke like a happy little piggy rather than step in your negative, stinking, drama whore shit.
December 2010
3 posts
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
7 posts
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
1 post
Could you BE any more boring?
Mitzy: I'm so cute
Mitzy: omg, i'm hungry
Mitzy: i hate my mom
Mitzy: god, my mom is a bitch
Mitzy: I rock.
Mitzy: ZOMG, this dude made a blonde joke. Crucify him!
Mitzy: Really awesome article http://sheagreeswithme.com
Mitzy: someone buy me these shoes!
Mitzy: I'm hungry.
Mitzy: I'm so hungover
Mitzy: ugh, why do I drink so much
Mitzy: I'm hungry.
Mitzy: Figures, I'm hungry and my mom ate the last pop tart
Mitzy: I need a drink
Mitzy: RT @sheagreeswithme blah blah blah
Mitzy: I'm so bored
Mitzy: None of my friends want to hang out
Mitzy: I'm hungry.
Mitzy: My mom won't leave me alone!
Mitzy: Oh, yay! Someone wants to hang out!
Mitzy: glug glug glug, I love drinking
Mitzy: you should see all the ugly women here
Mitzy: this guy keeps staring at me
Mitzy: I'm so cute
Mitzy: I'm hungry.
Mitzy: my friend is acting bitchy and ignoring me
Mitzy: I'm drunk
Mitzy: I'd leave but I have no gas money
Mitzy: My mom is such a bitch
Mitzy: Oh, great, my friend just left
Mitzy: Nice, no one wants to hang out with me
Mitzy: I'm so hungry
Mitzy: look at this picture! http://sheagreeswithmeanditsocute.com
Mitzy: Why don't my friends want to hang out
Mitzy: I'm at the club
Mitzy: I'm so lonely
Mitzy: I need to get laid
Mitzy: I'm hungry
Mitzy: this guy is giving me the creeps
Mitzy: OMG, my ex is here!
Mitzy: I'm so uncomfortable
Mitzy: I'm hungry
Mitzy: fuck this, I'm going home, these people are boring
This is a typical day in a twitter stream.
Don't YOU want to join twitter now?
DO it! Then you can also spew the ridiculous, uninteresting minutiae of your day, tweet while out with friends and family, irritate them to the point that they leave or don't want to hang out with you, bitch about your parents and tell everyone how awesome you are. Oh, and don't forget, if you don't send a tweet every two and a half minutes, they'll revoke your twitter license.
Really!
Or, you know, not.
May 2010
1 post
August 2009
3 posts
Just us
We planned a weekend of camping and riding with friends.
One by one, the other couples ended up cancelling out.
So it’s just Taylor and I, heading off on the bike tomorrow morning with a tent and some Corona. A few limes and some eats.
We’re gonna enjoy the ride, just us. Pitch the tent, just us. Paddle a canoe and sip Corona while we chill, just us.
And it actually sounds...
“In a universe of ambiguity, this kind of certainty comes only once, and never...”
– Richard Kincaid, The Bridges of Madison County, Robert James Waller
May 2009
12 posts
“Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for...”
– ~Christopher Morley
Bob
Bob: I got new shoes today!
Bob: Here's a pic of my new shoes!
Bob: Hmmm... my feet hurt a little
Bob: What odd laces these shoes have
Bob: I think I need inserts in these shoes
Bob: I love shoe sales! 25% off!
Bob: British shoe stores rock
Bob: Ouch. I have a bit of a blister
Bob: Walked four miles in these new shoes
Bob: Think you should tip the shoe shine boy?
Bob: Brown leather is soooo soft
Bob: I'm starting to think I have a shoe fetish
Bob: Maybe I should stop and get different laces
Bob: Check out this pic. Think I should have leather or cotton laces?
Bob: Oh my GOSH. In cased you missed it, I got the best new shoes today!
Bob: New shoes and no comments yet?
This...
THIS is the shit I see all day long. With topic and names changed to protect the guilty.
Fucking A, Bob. We heard you the first time. We just don't give a shit about your shoes, Dude.
Lap Dog
No, really. He thinks he’s a fucking yorkie.
He’s an 8 month old rottweiler and almost as tall as I am on his hind legs.
But he doesn’t believe any of us.
He wants lap.
And… obviously… he gets it.