Simple. Complex.
I drink a lot of coffee, ride a motorcycle, have an 18 year old son and a decade long relationship that began in a chat room.
I like words and the color pink and am vain about my hair.
I think sarcasm is overdone and often poorly done -- and that you should only use it if you realize the very definition of sarcasm labels the user as mean. Witty, but mean.
I am not safe for work nor politically correct and I don't really care. I curse a lot. I am not “a sex blogger”, “sex positive”, “a feminist”, a “brand” or any of the other bandwagon buzzwords you see out there.
I work for an adult product retailer but this is my personal blog. As such, anything I write here – or in any of my personal spaces – is personal and does not reflect the opinions of my employers, my family or my friends.
No apologies.
I like words and the color pink and am vain about my hair.
I think sarcasm is overdone and often poorly done -- and that you should only use it if you realize the very definition of sarcasm labels the user as mean. Witty, but mean.
I am not safe for work nor politically correct and I don't really care. I curse a lot. I am not “a sex blogger”, “sex positive”, “a feminist”, a “brand” or any of the other bandwagon buzzwords you see out there.
I work for an adult product retailer but this is my personal blog. As such, anything I write here – or in any of my personal spaces – is personal and does not reflect the opinions of my employers, my family or my friends.
No apologies.
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Posts I Like
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SECOND ESPRESSO BEVERAGE OF THE DAY
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My type.
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“I see a gorgeous girl with a hot body. I quickly look at the husband out of the corner of my eye, to check if he has seen the girl. He has. Based on...”
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“From the backstabbing co-worker to the meddling sister-in-law, you are in charge of how you react to the people and events in your life. You can...”
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“Life is occupied in both perpetuating itself and in surpassing itself; if all it does is maintain itself, then living is not living but merely not...”
End of the day Skype convo:
Rayne: :( she needs some dynafire. i’m sure we’ve got some around here somewhere
CarrieAnn: I know we must but I can’t find the activator
Kristi: what is dynafire?
CarrieAnn: Die in a fire.
Kristi: oh *facepalm*
CarrieAnn: Taylor said it a few weeks back and I was busy and heard “dynafire”
CarrieAnn: I was like… what the fuck is dynafire?
Kristi: as soon as you typed that i remembered and promptly felt like an idiot lol
Kristi: i may or may not have googled “dynafire” (doh)
Some days, I love my job more than words
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