Simple. Complex.
I drink a lot of coffee, ride a motorcycle, have an 18 year old son and a decade long relationship that began in a chat room.
I like words and the color pink and am vain about my hair.
I think sarcasm is overdone and often poorly done -- and that you should only use it if you realize the very definition of sarcasm labels the user as mean. Witty, but mean.
I am not safe for work nor politically correct and I don't really care. I curse a lot. I am not “a sex blogger”, “sex positive”, “a feminist”, a “brand” or any of the other bandwagon buzzwords you see out there.
I work for an adult product retailer but this is my personal blog. As such, anything I write here – or in any of my personal spaces – is personal and does not reflect the opinions of my employers, my family or my friends.
No apologies.
I like words and the color pink and am vain about my hair.
I think sarcasm is overdone and often poorly done -- and that you should only use it if you realize the very definition of sarcasm labels the user as mean. Witty, but mean.
I am not safe for work nor politically correct and I don't really care. I curse a lot. I am not “a sex blogger”, “sex positive”, “a feminist”, a “brand” or any of the other bandwagon buzzwords you see out there.
I work for an adult product retailer but this is my personal blog. As such, anything I write here – or in any of my personal spaces – is personal and does not reflect the opinions of my employers, my family or my friends.
No apologies.
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Posts I Like
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SECOND ESPRESSO BEVERAGE OF THE DAY
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My type.
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“I see a gorgeous girl with a hot body. I quickly look at the husband out of the corner of my eye, to check if he has seen the girl. He has. Based on...”
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“From the backstabbing co-worker to the meddling sister-in-law, you are in charge of how you react to the people and events in your life. You can...”
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“Life is occupied in both perpetuating itself and in surpassing itself; if all it does is maintain itself, then living is not living but merely not...”
- Bob: I got new shoes today!
- Bob: Here's a pic of my new shoes!
- Bob: Hmmm... my feet hurt a little
- Bob: What odd laces these shoes have
- Bob: I think I need inserts in these shoes
- Bob: I love shoe sales! 25% off!
- Bob: British shoe stores rock
- Bob: Ouch. I have a bit of a blister
- Bob: Walked four miles in these new shoes
- Bob: Think you should tip the shoe shine boy?
- Bob: Brown leather is soooo soft
- Bob: I'm starting to think I have a shoe fetish
- Bob: Maybe I should stop and get different laces
- Bob: Check out this pic. Think I should have leather or cotton laces?
- Bob: Oh my GOSH. In cased you missed it, I got the best new shoes today!
- Bob: New shoes and no comments yet?
- This...
- THIS is the shit I see all day long. With topic and names changed to protect the guilty.
- Fucking A, Bob. We heard you the first time. We just don't give a shit about your shoes, Dude.
