Simple. Complex.

I drink a lot of coffee, ride a motorcycle, have an 18 year old son and a decade long relationship that began in a chat room.
I like words and the color pink and am vain about my hair.
I think sarcasm is overdone and often poorly done -- and that you should only use it if you realize the very definition of sarcasm labels the user as mean. Witty, but mean.
I am not safe for work nor politically correct and I don't really care. I curse a lot. I am not “a sex blogger”, “sex positive”, “a feminist”, a “brand” or any of the other bandwagon buzzwords you see out there.
I work for an adult product retailer but this is my personal blog. As such, anything I write here – or in any of my personal spaces – is personal and does not reflect the opinions of my employers, my family or my friends.
No apologies.
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We planned a weekend of camping and riding with friends.

One by one, the other couples ended up cancelling out.

So it’s just Taylor and I, heading off on the bike tomorrow morning with a tent and some Corona. A few limes and some eats.

We’re gonna enjoy the ride, just us. Pitch the tent, just us. Paddle a canoe and sip Corona while we chill, just us.

And it actually sounds like heaven to me.

Just us.