Simple. Complex.
I drink a lot of coffee, ride a motorcycle, have an 18 year old son and a decade long relationship that began in a chat room.
I like words and the color pink and am vain about my hair.
I think sarcasm is overdone and often poorly done -- and that you should only use it if you realize the very definition of sarcasm labels the user as mean. Witty, but mean.
I am not safe for work nor politically correct and I don't really care. I curse a lot. I am not “a sex blogger”, “sex positive”, “a feminist”, a “brand” or any of the other bandwagon buzzwords you see out there.
I work for an adult product retailer but this is my personal blog. As such, anything I write here – or in any of my personal spaces – is personal and does not reflect the opinions of my employers, my family or my friends.
No apologies.
I like words and the color pink and am vain about my hair.
I think sarcasm is overdone and often poorly done -- and that you should only use it if you realize the very definition of sarcasm labels the user as mean. Witty, but mean.
I am not safe for work nor politically correct and I don't really care. I curse a lot. I am not “a sex blogger”, “sex positive”, “a feminist”, a “brand” or any of the other bandwagon buzzwords you see out there.
I work for an adult product retailer but this is my personal blog. As such, anything I write here – or in any of my personal spaces – is personal and does not reflect the opinions of my employers, my family or my friends.
No apologies.
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Posts I Like
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SECOND ESPRESSO BEVERAGE OF THE DAY
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My type.
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“I see a gorgeous girl with a hot body. I quickly look at the husband out of the corner of my eye, to check if he has seen the girl. He has. Based on...”
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“From the backstabbing co-worker to the meddling sister-in-law, you are in charge of how you react to the people and events in your life. You can...”
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“Life is occupied in both perpetuating itself and in surpassing itself; if all it does is maintain itself, then living is not living but merely not...”
- Mitzy: I'm so cute
- Mitzy: omg, i'm hungry
- Mitzy: i hate my mom
- Mitzy: god, my mom is a bitch
- Mitzy: I rock.
- Mitzy: ZOMG, this dude made a blonde joke. Crucify him!
- Mitzy: Really awesome article http://sheagreeswithme.com
- Mitzy: someone buy me these shoes!
- Mitzy: I'm hungry.
- Mitzy: I'm so hungover
- Mitzy: ugh, why do I drink so much
- Mitzy: I'm hungry.
- Mitzy: Figures, I'm hungry and my mom ate the last pop tart
- Mitzy: I need a drink
- Mitzy: RT @sheagreeswithme blah blah blah
- Mitzy: I'm so bored
- Mitzy: None of my friends want to hang out
- Mitzy: I'm hungry.
- Mitzy: My mom won't leave me alone!
- Mitzy: Oh, yay! Someone wants to hang out!
- Mitzy: glug glug glug, I love drinking
- Mitzy: you should see all the ugly women here
- Mitzy: this guy keeps staring at me
- Mitzy: I'm so cute
- Mitzy: I'm hungry.
- Mitzy: my friend is acting bitchy and ignoring me
- Mitzy: I'm drunk
- Mitzy: I'd leave but I have no gas money
- Mitzy: My mom is such a bitch
- Mitzy: Oh, great, my friend just left
- Mitzy: Nice, no one wants to hang out with me
- Mitzy: I'm so hungry
- Mitzy: look at this picture! http://sheagreeswithmeanditsocute.com
- Mitzy: Why don't my friends want to hang out
- Mitzy: I'm at the club
- Mitzy: I'm so lonely
- Mitzy: I need to get laid
- Mitzy: I'm hungry
- Mitzy: this guy is giving me the creeps
- Mitzy: OMG, my ex is here!
- Mitzy: I'm so uncomfortable
- Mitzy: I'm hungry
- Mitzy: fuck this, I'm going home, these people are boring
- This is a typical day in a twitter stream.
- Don't YOU want to join twitter now?
- DO it! Then you can also spew the ridiculous, uninteresting minutiae of your day, tweet while out with friends and family, irritate them to the point that they leave or don't want to hang out with you, bitch about your parents and tell everyone how awesome you are. Oh, and don't forget, if you don't send a tweet every two and a half minutes, they'll revoke your twitter license.
- Really!
- Or, you know, not.
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